My mom said it was ok to call myself Alice from now on. Which coincidentally happens to suit the URL yall hate me so much for. Call me Alice.
HOW DO YOU MAKE A GUY
Secondhand Fandom: When you do not actually watch/read/are really interested in said fandom or object of the fandom, but you know enough about it that you can hold an intelligent and involved conversation with someone in the fandom.
It’s like dying from lung cancer because you live with a chain smoker, but you yourself have never touched a cigarette in your life.
actual picture of actual one direction fans
it’s like a scene from a zombie movie
maybe university isn’t a good idea
maybe becoming a tree is a good idea
next person who reblogs this is getting shot
shoot me
how do gay men have sex???? does one of them grow a vagina or something????
*whispers* they put it in the bootyhole
yahoo is deleting every blog with less than 100 followers
CEO quoted as saying “I hate nerds”
#is this true #if so just tell me if you have less i will follow you
#girl crushing on lesbians is the gayest thing ever #i ship ambi now bye
it’s been two days since the eurovision. i still dont have a clue where the fuck azerbaijan is
An interesting model of our solar system’s path as it travels through space in the Milky Way.
Certainly a departure from usual models that show the Sun as a static object, which it certainly isn’t
I had no idea this was happening. Where are we going?
Why do I feel the sun is just trying to get away from us all.
seing a funny post but it only has like 3 notes and youre like “am i allowed to reblog that”
