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wilwheaton:

lunatoneitdown:

have you ever heard a raven talk?

because apparently they can go from severus snape to japanese schoolgirl in .5 seconds.

Ravens are pretty amazing.

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animayonaise:

i need a 6 month vacation twice a year

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lameborghini:

why do people expect so much of me i still have to use a calculator to find what 6 times 8 is

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mrbigode:

Cats do not like fruits

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fat-batman:


ONCE WHEN I WAS LIKE 8 WE WENT TO BRITISH COLOMBIA AND MY BROTHER THREW SEEDS ALL OVER ME AND MY DAD TOOK THIS PICTURE AND IVE BEEN LAUGHING FOR 487589437 YEARS

fat-batman:

ONCE WHEN I WAS LIKE 8 WE WENT TO BRITISH COLOMBIA AND MY BROTHER THREW SEEDS ALL OVER ME AND MY DAD TOOK THIS PICTURE AND IVE BEEN LAUGHING FOR 487589437 YEARS

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( x )

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hobbitofthemotherfuckinshire:

If Game of Thrones has taught me anything it’s Kings are fucking weak and don’t mess with a Queen

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javeliner:

hang on, wait a second

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meladoodle:

prosecutorblackquill:

what if u woke up and ur fav fictional character was snuggled next to u and they were like “good morning”

nemo.. you cant be here.. your dad will be worried sick

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trugazi:

can’t wait to own dogs with u

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